The Species of Sports Bro

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The Species of Sports Bro
Charles Rex Arbogast

Where do they come from? How do they sustain themselves? Is that a Blues Traveler poster?

These are the questions bro-ologists seek to answer—the quandaries they parse as they pick through footage of bros in the wild and captivity. 

Perhaps the most interesting of man's tribes, bros have a culture all their own, complete with a self-governed moral code and social hierarchy. They are not an extant offshoot of the human race, but if one were to study them as such, you'd quickly see a great variety of sub-species within the bro community. 

Today we'll be looking at the different kinds of sports bro—a class of male that enjoys athletic events, Fireball whiskey and a "hands-on" sporting experience.

These are the different species of sports bro.

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