If you're going to talk smack on the Internet, make sure that it's creative, logical and coherent.
No. 8 Kentucky and No. 2 Michigan are battling for a spot in the Final Four on Sunday, so it made sense for the fanbases to trade shots.
One Wildcats fan decided to go in and change the Wikipedia page of Wolverines star Nik Stauskas. However, the fan failed miserably. There were too many mistakes—including "kenturkey"—in the entry for it to count as smack talk.