Welcome to the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful football news.
We start today in Germany, where Bayern Munich have been partying pretty hard following their Bundesliga title win. Apparently, they all went to a Berlin bar and stayed until the next morning, with Pep Guardiola hitting the dance floor to show his moves (source in German).
Next up, it's over to Canada, where Nigel Reo-Coker has put in a claim for the "Daftest Injury of All Time Award."
Finally, we board a flight with Republic of Ireland manager Roy Keane and Stephen Ireland's grandmother. Yes, that's the same grandmother who Ireland claimed had died, an apparent fib he made in an attempt to get out of playing for the national team.