Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship Without Rick Fox (Satire)

The Sports Comedian by Analyst Written on June 16, 2009
SEATTLE - APRIL 2:  Rick Fox #17 of the Los Angeles Lakers is restrained by teammate Kobe Bryant #8 after being called for a technical foul against the Seattle SuperSonics on April 2 2004 at Key Arena in Seattle, Washington. Gary Payton #20 is at left and Shaquille O'Neal #34 is at right. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images) (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Kobe Bryant silenced his critics this past weekend by winning his first NBA Championship without the help of Rick Fox. After being in Fox's shadow for his previous three NBA titles, many critics believed Bryant would never be able to enter into the great player conversation without winning one on his own.

Even when they won three championships back-to-back-to-back from 2000-2002, most of the credit for the wins went to Fox's 7.6 points and 4.3 rebounds per game in those series. Many of the games would have been lost if not for those 7.6 points, especially game four of the 2002 series where they narrowly beat New Jersey, 103.6-103.

Fox has often taunted Bryant for his inability to win without him, from the sets of soap operas and Tyler Perry movies where Fox is now. But now he gives his due to the man who finally proved he could carry a team alone.

"Kobe really proved he had the heart of a lion out there," said Fox. "It was almost as powerful a performance as my upcoming one in Tyler Perry's Heart Of A Lion, where I suffer a horrible car crash and have to get my heart replaced with that of a lion. It's only then that I discover the true meaning of family and religion."

"I mean, I think it's obvious now that Bryant sweats passion. Hopefully when he does work up a sweat, he's already put on my new cologne, Scent Of A Fox. It keeps you smelling fresh when you're facing a tough triple team of foul odor."

 

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