Welcome to the latest edition of The Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news.
We kick off today with news that a popular bookmaker has refunded all punters who backed Manchester United to win the title this season—to the tune of £200,000, as per Betfred's official Twitter account.
Next, we catch up with West Ham fan Keira Knightley, who is a big fan of a certain Sky Sports pundit.
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