You are not allowed to be Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl. Not even if there's a fire.
Why? Because he's infallible—like Mark Ruffalo or the Pope. He can do no wrong, and playing against him in that 8-bit classic isn't fair or fun.
Jackson isn't the only juggernaut of sports video games. Anyone who has spent any time screaming at digital athletes knows there are certain players (or creatures) in certain games that don't seem to operate by the rules.
The following are those video game athletes—the ones who are above the game, cutting through it like a carefully crafted cheat code. These are the most terrifying video game athletes, and a NATO treaty should be agreed upon to prevent their use and proliferation.