Welcome to the latest edition of the Onion Bag, your guide to the weirdest and most wonderful stories from world football.
We kick off today with the spat between Arsene Wenger and Arjen Robben. The Arsenal manager thinks the Bayern Munich star dives too much, while the Dutchman thinks the Frenchman should stop commenting on all his diving.
Next, we have a heartwarming story from Spain. Cristiano Ronaldo has been putting his megastar wages to good use, paying for an operation for a baby with a rare brain disorder.
Finally, we look at some serious football fashion faux pas. What on earth is Samuel Eto'o wearing?