Five Ways To Turn Your Gal into a NASCAR Fiend

FORT WORTH, TX - APRIL 05:  Jeff Gordon, driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet, celebrates in victory lane after winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Samsung 500 at Texas Motor Speedway on April 5, 2009 in Fort Worth, Texas.  (Photo by Rusty Jarrett/Getty Images for NASCAR)
Mike DojcCorrespondent IJune 13, 2009

1. Tell her NASCAR is an acronym for the "Nice Ass Saucy Cowboys Association of Racers."

2. Work the exclamations “Boogity, boogity, boogity!” and “Dang!” into your bedroom banter.

3. When the drivers start their engines, put your subwoofer behind her. If the massive roar doesn’t float her boat, the back massage will.

4. During a pit stop, get out the loofah brush, scrub her down, and then refuel her snack bowl.

5. Point out Jeff Gordon, offi­­cial NASCAR chick magnet.


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