Five Ways To Turn Your Gal into a NASCAR Fiend

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Five Ways To Turn Your Gal into a NASCAR Fiend
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1. Tell her NASCAR is an acronym for the "Nice Ass Saucy Cowboys Association of Racers."

2. Work the exclamations “Boogity, boogity, boogity!” and “Dang!” into your bedroom banter.

3. When the drivers start their engines, put your subwoofer behind her. If the massive roar doesn’t float her boat, the back massage will.

4. During a pit stop, get out the loofah brush, scrub her down, and then refuel her snack bowl.

5. Point out Jeff Gordon, offi­­cial NASCAR chick magnet.

 

This first appeared in 2 Magazine.

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