Worst Trophies Awarded at Professional Tennis Tournaments
Every year, around this time, casual tennis fans experience a mild lull after Indian Wells and the Sony Open. That's when the ATP and WTA tours head off to several smaller events.
However, die-hard tennis fans follow these less publicized tournaments. Consequently, they witness something you won't find at any Grand Slam: some of the worst trophies awarded in professional tennis.
Unlike the iconic Venus Rosewater Dish given to the ladies' singles champion at Wimbledon, some trophies are less than memorable. They are ridiculous. Perhaps because tournament organizers wish to differentiate their trophies from those at Slams, they try too hard and miss the mark.
Merely oversized or opulent trophies didn't make the list. Some of these look so bad that you have to wonder if the player just collected the check and threw the trophy in the trash.
Trophies on this list range from the downright ugly to the head-scratchingly peculiar.
Honorable Mention: Malaysian Open
The block tower trophies awarded to all winners at the BMW Malaysian Open get an honorable mention. They are so plain that they aren't ugly enough to make the worst trophies list. But their resemblance to large cigarettes certainly will keep them from being among the best.
Honorable Mention: Rio Open Trophy
The concept of capturing the ball hitting the net is cool. However, the artistic result of that concept looks rather weak. The trophy given to the women looks like a ball embedded in a fence. The trophy awarded to the men (seen in the opening slide with Rafael Nadal) looks better. Neither are impressive.
19. BB&T Atlanta Open
Oh look, what a nice vase that is. Oh, no, that's actually my BB&T Atlanta Open trophy. Wonder how many times winners of this trophy have to make that correction.
18. Mexican Open
Even trophy-biting Rafael Nadal had his hands full with this metal pear given at the 2013 Mexican Open in Acapulco. The inlaid tennis ball makes it even sillier.
17. Portugal Open
This urn would look great in a museum near pottery from Pompeii. It's just not a trophy. Trophies are supposed to shine or sparkle. This seems more like a nice housewarming gift. Even Stanislas Wawrinka looks confused.
16. Madrid Open Ion Tiriac Trophy
According to the Mutua Madrid Open website, the stem of the trophy has the names of tennis greats inscribed on it. Although it's decked out in gold and diamonds, it looks like a weapon from a sci-fi movie. In this picture, Serena Williams seems ready to strike someone with it.
15. Brasil Open
It's easy to recognize the shape of a tennis racket in the design of the Brasil Open trophy. But what else is going on? The corporate style name plates on the base make it even less attractive.
14. Dubai Championships
13. Western and Southern Open
The huge vase given to the WTA winner of the Western and Southern Open in Cincinnati is one of many pottery-like trophies awarded to players. Lovely artwork, but it's hideous as a trophy.
12. Korea Open
Another big vase, this trophy is not all bad. Like so many other tennis trophies, it would look nice filled with flowers. Inscribed with the names of executives of the sponsors, it's probably not what players dreamed of holding up after winning a tournament.
11. Sydney International
The Sydney International's trophy looks like a diamond-studded disco ball. It's truly unique, but boy is that thing ugly.
10. Qatar Open
The Qatar Open WTA's runner-up trophy looks to be unraveling. But as loopy as that thing is, it's better than the perched bird the winner gets.
9. Mubadala Exhibition
The Mubadala exhibition trophy would make a beautiful centerpiece in a hotel lobby. As a trophy, it doesn't work. Do most tennis players have large flower gardens? Because for some reason, tournament organizers seem to think tennis players could use more vases than trophies.
8. Luxembourg Open
The trophy for the WTA's Luxembourg Open appears to be slithering away from Caroline Wozniacki. Maybe that's why she's turned away from it.
7. German Open Tennis Championships
The official name of the tournament is the "bet-at-home Open."
OK, that metal fan looks sort of cool, but you'd have to explain to friends that it's something you won for playing tennis. Otherwise, they might think it's some decorative piece from Pottery Barn.
6. Generali Ladies Trophy
5. BNP Paribas Masters
Behold, the burning bush! Nope, it just the trophy given to the winner of the Paris Masters. The names of players are engraved on branches. Yes, it's a work of art but a horrible idea for a trophy.
4. Stockholm Open Trophy
The trophy given to the winner of the Sweden Open is a classic case of overkill. Pictured with last year's winner, Grigor Dimitrov, this trophy has way too much going on. The big sphere on a platform would have been enough. But with name plates and inscriptions, this thing is quite a mess.
3. Dusseldorf Open Powerhouse Cup
The Dusseldorf Open in Germany made its debut on the ATP tour last year. The 250-level clay event is scheduled just before the French Open. It's hard to know what to make of the trophy. A horse running over a tennis racket?
2. Valencia Open 500
1. Hobart International
The trophy for the Hobart International is the absolute worst. The dinky little shields with the names of previous winners is so amateurish. It would make the perfect plaque for a girl scout who sold the most cookies, but it's a lame professional tennis tournament trophy.