Welcome to the latest edition of the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful football news.
We kick off today with Argentina's friendly in Romania. Superstar Leo Messi was feeling a little under the weather.
Elsewhere in Romania, a groundsman is in trouble for painting a pitch after what must have been a pretty heavy drinking session.
And finally, Jose Mourinho has revealed the shocking levels of vanity in modern football.