The Onion Bag: Lionel Messi's Sick Performance and Real Madrid's Vanity

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Welcome to the latest edition of the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful football news. 

We kick off today with Argentina's friendly in Romania. Superstar Leo Messi was feeling a little under the weather

Elsewhere in Romania, a groundsman is in trouble for painting a pitch after what must have been a pretty heavy drinking session.

And finally, Jose Mourinho has revealed the shocking levels of vanity in modern football.

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