Terrell Owens in a Porn Flick?

Terrell Owens' legal team has recently been unleashed on TheDirty.com.

Why, you ask? Was it for some lies about attempted suicide? Perhaps a false paternity accusation?

No, it was a cease and desist order that would keep the site from claiming that Owens is pursuing a career in porn.

The site posted a picture that was taken during a filming of a porn by the infamous porn sites known under the moniker of Bang Brothers, sites made famous by the original site entitled "Bang Bus" (a site parodied during the opening rant of the movie Superbad).

For those gentlemen out there that are not familiar with the site, STOP LYING! There isn't anyone around, you can admit it and spare me from having to go into anymore detail than I have to.

In the picture, (which I pray the editors will be able to post on this site) Owens can be seen smiling behind a posing starlet that is showing the world her assets. This in itself wouldn't seem to be much of a concern, he just happened to be walking down the street in downtown Miami during the middle of the day during the shoot. It sounds like a coincidence to me. But, not to TheDirty.com.

The site actually got little attention for the picture and posting, until TMZ got a hold of it. Now the resulting media frenzy and backlash has warranted Owens to pursue legal actions.

Really? You know you are Terrell Owens, right?

You can just call up any news station, or ESPN for that matter, and say it isn't true, right?

Of course, no one will believe you because you are a liar and an overall annoyance, but at least you could save a little money and get some attention out of it that would otherwise wouldn't be getting during the offseason.

I mean, that's why you act the way you do, isn't it? To get attention?

Ah well, look at the bright side, at least you know that you have options after retirement. 

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