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Terrell Owens' legal team has recently been unleashed on TheDirty.com. Why, you ask? Was it for some lies about attempted suicide? Perhaps a false paternity accusation? No, it was a cease ...

Terrell Owens in a Porn Flick?

by Jon Grilz (Senior Writer)

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April 25, 2008


Terrell Owens' legal team has recently been unleashed on TheDirty.com.

Why, you ask? Was it for some lies about attempted suicide? Perhaps a false paternity accusation?

No, it was a cease and desist order that would keep the site from claiming that Owens is pursuing a career in porn.

The site posted a picture that was taken during a filming of a porn by the infamous porn sites known under the moniker of Bang Brothers, sites made famous by the original site entitled "Bang Bus" (a site parodied during the opening rant of the movie Superbad).

For those gentlemen out there that are not familiar with the site, STOP LYING! There isn't anyone around, you can admit it and spare me from having to go into anymore detail than I have to.

In the picture, (which I pray the editors will be able to post on this site) Owens can be seen smiling behind a posing starlet that is showing the world her assets. This in itself wouldn't seem to be much of a concern, he just happened to be walking down the street in downtown Miami during the middle of the day during the shoot. It sounds like a coincidence to me. But, not to TheDirty.com.

The site actually got little attention for the picture and posting, until TMZ got a hold of it. Now the resulting media frenzy and backlash has warranted Owens to pursue legal actions.

Really? You know you are Terrell Owens, right?

You can just call up any news station, or ESPN for that matter, and say it isn't true, right?

Of course, no one will believe you because you are a liar and an overall annoyance, but at least you could save a little money and get some attention out of it that would otherwise wouldn't be getting during the offseason.

I mean, that's why you act the way you do, isn't it? To get attention?

Ah well, look at the bright side, at least you know that you have options after retirement. 

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  1. Anthony Grethel about 1 year ago

    you can't be "in a porn"... but you can "be in porn" or "be in an adult movie"..

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  2. Eric Fisher about 1 year ago

    I really, really hope that this isnt true. The sit-ups for the media is one thing, but.. I think the world can go on without TO's junk becoming a media story.

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  3. Garrett Gonzales about 1 year ago

    I actually find the fact that he looks like he's posing for a picture, toothy grin and all, the funny part of this entire thing. I'm not saying that he wanted to be in the picture for it to be posted for the world to see, but then again, he's not the smartest guy in the world when it comes to PR or publicity.

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      Not to mention the woman in the tight shorts sticking her butt out, I can't imagine what attracted him to the area.

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  4. TJ Zwarych about 1 year ago

    i wouldnt doubt it...im not a TO fan at all

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  5. Derek Bolender about 1 year ago

    I heard that TO apparently "stumbled" into the shoot as his reps put it.

    How do you just stumble into a porn shoot??

    If I like stumbled into the middle of a soccer game at the park I would quickly move along. TO, on the other hand, was obviously there on purpose b/c he wasn't trying to stumble away from anything.

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  6. John Fennelly about 1 year ago

    Another Dallas Cowboy hand-picked by Jerry Jones, showing their true class.....

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      You would think that guys with careers that don't necessitate and education or even communications skills would be more level headed.

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  7. Josh Millan about 1 year ago

    Am I the only person who doesn't care? So what if TO wants to be in adult film? It's his decision. It's not like he's a congressman. He's a person who plays a game for a living and he might as well get some extra action on the side.

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  8. Claire Reclosado about 1 year ago

    Wow. He's in a picture with no sex happening around him, and it's a big deal? There are so many other things to be concerned with. TO is not breaking any laws, let him be.

    I agree with Josh—who cares?

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      Well, it really isn't about TO doing anything wrong. It is more funny than anything. The comment about letting things go should really be directed at TO, who is suing to have the rumors stopped.

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  9. Bryan Trafford about 1 year ago

    i wished he would have at least participated, I could see the cover now. bang bros, vol 894,372. GET YOUR POPCORN READY!

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  10. TJ Zwarych about 1 year ago

    TO Sucks, I hope is acting ability is better then his catching ability

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      well, we are talking porns, so I suppose all he has to do is act as though there aren't 15 other guys in the room as he is going his thing. Which I doubt would be difficult for him since he has been acting as though he is the only person on Earth for years.

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