McBeam: “Okay L.T., speed it up!”
A-Rod: “LaDainian, did you know this show is sponsored by Sony?”
Peyton: “Nice, Alex, real nice.”
LaDainian: “What do you mean? Why would they pick Sony over Vizio?” He turns to McBeam. “Is this true?”
McBeam shakes his head.
McBeam: “No, we’re sponsored by Burger King, actually.”
L.T. nods, looking relieved.
LaDainian: “Okay, I like them. That king is so classy!”
Brady: “Are you seriously from like a comic book universe where they injected you with Vizio-classy hybrid juice? Is that why you always talk about that stuff? I would seriously believe you if you said that was true..”
LaDainian: “Oh Tom, stop playin!”
McBeam hiccups again and stumbles, falling over. Everyone stares at him for a minute or two before they realize he’s not getting up.
A-Rod: “Did he pass out? Where does he sleep?”
Peyton: “I think it’s somewhere down here. Let’s try down the hall.”
McBeam is carried down the hall to a door with a Steelers sticker on it. They bring him inside and the camera shows Steelers posters and memorabilia everywhere. Also, there’s tons and tons of bottles of Jim Beam.
Kobe: “Still living in the past..”
Brady: “Wow. Steely sure does like Jim McBeam. Haha!” Tom looks around. “Not funny? Okay..”
A-Rod: “Maybe that’s why he woke up at one o clock today. Do you think he’s sad he got let go by the Steelers?”
They all look down at Steely who’s passed out on a makeshift bed.
Madsen: “Well no sense in worrying about it now. Let’s take this booze upstairs and PAR-TAY!” He runs around, picking up as many bottles as he can. The rest follow suit, leaving McBeam to sober up by himself in his basement abode.The camera cuts to black and same cheesy reality show music plays. The credits inform everyone that the show is indeed sponsored by Sony.
Next week on the Real Sporting World: How will McBeam respond the next morning? What story will he tell? When exactly will Roger Clemens snap and actually hit Mark Madsen? And when will the Mad Dog finally get some returns on his high fives? Stay tuned next week for these answers and more on.. The Real Sporting World!
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