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Brady: “His favorite food is Wheaties and his pet peeve is when anyone sucks at anything and he is good at it. Which is everything. That annoys him. Uh, what Mark?”
Madsen stands up.
Madsen: “I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one has ever compared Kobe to Michael Jordan. Or ever will. Thank you.”
Kobe: “Bullshit! I hear it everyday! In the paper, on the internet..”
Madsen: “What on kobebryantisthebest.com?” Mad Dog looks around, laughing incredibly hard. Must have been some good whiskey. Brady: “The one thing that he would like you to know about him is that he’s liked gambling and Hanes underwear his entire life and doesn’t like it just because Michael Jordan does.” Everyone starts laughing. Madsen: “Haha! Good one Kobes!”
Kobe: “Mark, shut up! You suck at basketball!”
Madsen’s jaw drops.
Madsen: “WHAT!? One on one, right now! LET’S GO!” Peyton sits Madsen down and hands him his gin so he’ll shut up. Kobe is laughing.
McBeam: “Next up are Peyton and Mark.” Were those words slurred by our mascot?Madsen pounds the rest of the gin and runs up to the front of the room. Peyton leisurely strolls up behind him. Madsen swings his entire body and then turns sideways, pointing with both hands at Peyton.
Madsen: “GIVE IT UP FOR MY BOY PAY-TOOOOOOOOOONE!”
No one claps.
Peyton: “I told you no introduction was needed.”
Madsen: “Peyton the Man is on the Colts and is a QB. Dare I say he’s better than Tom?”
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