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He gets his piece of paper and turns to point at Alex.
Manny: “Thees is my new fren, Alex. He play for the Yankees.” Manny shakes his head. “His favorite food is.. Lettuss?” He looks at A-Rod who nods back. Manny: “Uhh.. His pet peeve is all who make fun a him. And the one thing he want you to know about him is that he is NOT gay!” Manny begins giggling.
A-Rod: “Uh, I didn’t say that, but it is true..” He nods, looking at everyone very seriously. The whole thing was obviously planned.
McBeam: “Okay, um, that was interesting. Next up.. Kobe and Tom.”
Kobe and Tom strut up to the front, arguing over who will go first.
Kobe: “My partner was Tom Brady. He plays QB for the Patriots. His favorite food is..” Kobe looks over at Tom. “I’m not saying that.”
Brady: “Aw! Come on! You all know what it is!” He points at everyone, nodding. Kobe: “Uh, yeah. His pet peeve is anyone who likes Peyton Manning and the one thing he wants you to know about him is that he’s had more women in his life than you’ve had all time in your imagination.”
Madsen nods.
Madsen: “Can’t argue with that! Just kidding Peyton, you the man!” He tries to reach for Peyton’s glass of gin but Peyton stands and brushes him off.
Peyton: “Wow, that was mature Tom.”
Brady: “Hell yeah it was! I’ma P! I! M! P!” He chugs from his mimosa. Brady: “Okay, my partner was Kobe Bryant. He plays basketball for the Lakers and is most known for his comparisons to Michael Jordan.”
Kobe is nodding at Tom, pleased that he’s actually saying all this. Madsen raises his hand.
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