The Real Sporting World Episode Three: "Drunken Interviews" (Satire)

Josh Galligan by Correspondent Written on June 12, 2009
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LaDainian: “Some of that expensive looking wine right there..”
Clemens: “Just gimme a beer.”
Brady: “A mimosa.”
A-Rod: “A Seagram’s with ice. The raspberry kind.”
Madsen: “Three shots of Tanguaray 151!” He starts pumping his fist, bobbing his head back and forth.
McBeam: “Okay, get your drinks, get in your pairs and start asking the questions provided. And everyone please keep an eye on Mad Dog, we’ll probably have to shut him off in about twenty minutes.”

The alcohol, not surprisingly lightens the mood a great deal. Except for Clemens of course. He is complaining about something to LaDainian who appears to be listening intently. After about an hour, McBeam moves to the front of the room for his next announcement.

McBeam: “Okay, Mad Dog is now officially cut off.”

Madsen is sitting on the couch, both his arms crossed, pouting.

McBeam: “First up, Alex and Manny!” He starts clapping, then goes back over to his spot and resumes drinking what appears to be Jim Beam.
A-Rod: “Well, my partner was Manny Ramirez. He plays baseball for the Boston Red Sox. His favorite food is peanuts.”

Manny begins rubbing his stomach, rolling his eyes back. He appears to expressing his love for peanuts.

A-Rod: “His pet peeve is people who don’t like the number twenty four. And the one thing he would most like you to know about him is that if he could be any animal, then he would be a squirrel.”

Manny shrugs his shoulders.

Manny: “They have the life!”
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