The Real Sporting World Episode Three: "Drunken Interviews" (Satire)

Josh Galligan by Correspondent Written on June 12, 2009
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McBeam: “No. Seriously, some of you guys might want to start thinking before you speak. Anyway, to prevent you all rioting we figured we’d do something fun.”
Madsen: “Did you build an indoor basketball court?”
McBeam: “No.”
Brady: “Are there strippers downstairs?”
McBeam: “Unfortunately, no. We’re going to all get drunk and play a getting to know you game.”
Madsen: “Oh yeah! Gonna get crunk! WOO!” He goes to high-five Steely who pats him on the shoulder instead.
McBeam: “Think about what you're going to be telling your partner, get something to eat then meet me downstairs in a couple of hours.”

The camera cuts to black and then cuts back in, presumably a few hours later in a new bar type room. There is an assortment of different beers and liquors on the bar. Mad Dog has sneaked a bottle of whiskey and is sipping from it, attempting to be sneaky but failing horribly.

McBeam: “Okay, we’ll be playing drunken getting to know you. You won’t have your normal roommates as partners. I think it’s safe to say you know enough about them quite well by now.” Madsen tries to nod at Clemens who is doing everything in his power to stare straight ahead.
McBeam: “The partners are: Alex and Manny, Tom and Kobe, Peyton and Mark, and Roger and LaDainian. Before we break off, what do you all want to drink?”
Manny: “Chocolate milk!”
Peyton: “Gin and tonic on the rocks.”
Kobe: “Grey goose and cranberry.”
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