Sometimes I make random connections: What superhero could beat up on Don Shula's '72 Dolphins? If William "The Refrigerator" Perry was turned into a GI Joe, which GI Joes could take his defensive line position? What kind of world would it be if Drago had beaten Rocky?
Of course, all of these questions need answering but one question that always bothers me is "what musical band/genre defines your sports team?"
I could leave this to the fans to fight about but I'd rather do it myself—you leave it to the fans and every team starts to sound like U2 mixed with Guns N' Roses.
So, in the spirit of Bleacher Report, here's what I think your team's play on the field reminds me of—in musical form.