You clicked on this page. Now we have to deal with this thing.
Like it or not, we both must now behold the daymare that is Craig Bjornson’s wild-eyed roster photo.
The Houston Astros bullpen coach recently took smiling to a new, troubling level when he posed for his 2014 roster picture.
The last time someone made this face, a girl was zap-blasted into a blood sack.
Bjornson might not be a killer clown from outer space, but he’s not ruling it out with this photo. Then again, it’s not MLB Photo Day if someone doesn’t expose their mandibles in a fit of psychosomatic passion.
Whatever bet you were working against, Bjornson—I hope you won it.
Join me on Twitter for more sports news.