Astros Bullpen Coach Craig Bjornson Takes Scariest Picture of MLB Photo Day

Dan CarsonTrending Lead WriterFebruary 26, 2014

KISSIMMEE, FL - FEBRUARY 21:  Bullpen coach Craig Bjornson #52 of the Houston Astros poses for a portrait during photo day on February 21, 2014 at Osceola County Stadium in Kissimmee, Florida.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
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You clicked on this page. Now we have to deal with this thing.

Like it or not, we both must now behold the daymare that is Craig Bjornson’s wild-eyed roster photo. 

The Houston Astros bullpen coach recently took smiling to a new, troubling level when he posed for his 2014 roster picture. 

The image was spotted by Barry Petchesky of Deadspin (h/t James Dator of SB Nation). If you don’t sleep tonight, tomorrow or forever, no one will blame you.

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The last time someone made this face, a girl was zap-blasted into a blood sack. 

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Bjornson might not be a killer clown from outer space, but he’s not ruling it out with this photo. Then again, it’s not MLB Photo Day if someone doesn’t expose their mandibles in a fit of psychosomatic passion.

Whatever bet you were working against, Bjornson—I hope you won it.

 

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