Welcome to the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful news from the world of football.
We kick off today with news from Leyton Orient, where one fan has cleaned thousands of seats in their stadium after losing a Twitter bet.
Next it's over to Porto, where fans have been kicking up quite a fuss because the Dragoes lost their first home match in over five years. Talk about high standards!
Finally, from a winning streak in Portugal we move to a losing streak in England. Non-league Tunstall Town won for the first time in six-and-a-half years over the weekend, which might make them one of the worst teams in the country.
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