Ten Rules that Exist in Pro Wrestling but Nowhere Else
The ten things you will only find in the world of Pro Wrestling and not in the real world.
I think our suspension of disbelief can take our minds to amazing places. When we think of things literally it can ruin the magic, but can also be a tad bit hilarious.
Feel free to add any you can think of!
Somehow jumping off a top rope onto a guy lying on the mat doesn't hurt at all but if that guy moves out of the way and you hit the mat, it hurts like a bitch.
Foreigners are always suspect (actually depending on what part of the country you live in, this might also be a common perception).
Beneath the ring exists a really shitty IKEA that carries tables, ladders, chairs and even stop signs that fall apart easily and probably couldn't support a box of Kleenex.
For some reason everyone has theme music that follows them whenever they enter, leave, or just have something to say.
It is compulsory if giving guest commentary on a match to at some point get involved. It is impossible to resist.
John Cena is indestructible. His next match will be against a herd of water bison.
Every woman in WWE might as well be a supermodel. Seriously, everyone is smoking hot. Did the Luna Vachon's of the world all of a sudden become extinct?
If you are from Samoa, you must act like you literally just stepped out of the jungle.
You must cheer for Ric Flair.
Vince McMahon is God and his son is magically powerful.