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Evan Turner Doesn't Want to Use Spencer Hawes' Barack Obama Toilet Paper

Philadelphia 76ers' Spencer Hawes looks on after getting his fifth foul called against him during the second half of an NBA basketball game against the New York Knick, Saturday, Jan. 11, 2014, in Philadelphia.  The Knicks win 102-92.  (AP Photo/Chris Szagola)
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Jim CavanContributor IFebruary 14, 2014

If there's one thing I've learned in my 31 years on this planet, it's that you can tell a lot about a person by their toilet paper.

OKthat's literally the first time I've ever had that thought. Thank you, Spencer Hawes, for inspiring this thought. And thank you, Evan Turner, for happening upon Spencer Hawes' bathroom.

You probably want to read the caption, don't you?

This is the caption: "Using the toilet @spenceneedle crib and I noticed his toilet paper. I refuse to use it though lol #mudbutt#lookingforadifferentroll"

Yes, that's what this country needs: More principled people willing to put their foot down and not use toilet paper with our president's face on it.

Spencer Hawes, everyone!

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