Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news.
Firstly today, we feel sympathy for the Malaysian Everton fan who travelled 7,000 miles to a game at Goodison Park only for it to be postponed 35 minutes before kick-off. Thankfully, the Toffees made sure his trip was unforgettable.
Next up, it's Lazio's Cameroonian 17-year-old star Joseph Minala, who is evoking controversy as some claim he is much older than his advertised age. The Roman club have threatened to sue anyone who accuses him of having fake documentation, as per The BBC.