This week's major racing was all about making something boring exciting.
Not even the fabled magic bullet of double file restarts could make racing at Pocono interesting enough to warrant 500 miles once (let alone twice) in a year. and F1 continued one of it's most depressingly one sided season since a chisel jawed German was driving a red car.
However, others tried. Denny Hamlin's attempt lasted a whole (gosh, I don't know) 50 yards before his car went kapput (leaving him languishing behind the mighty Dexter Bean). The new TNT team even tried to make it interesting by inventing a whole new corner for the call of "trouble of of four" as Kasey Kahne spun off the Triangle's final corner.
Rubens Barrichello tried to make F1 interesting by trying (and failing) to overtake, and there wasn't even a dog to liven Turkey up this year.
Indycar couldn't be exciting this side of putting nipple tassels on Scott Dixon.