A white limo shows up to the parking lot. The door opens and it is Strictly Business that gets out of the limo. They are all dressed in the new Stricly Business apparel. Tim List has on a black cut-off shirt with the SB logo on it. Dan Telek has on a plain black SB T-shirt with his Black/White Detroit Tigers D hat kicked to the back. Jay Rob comes out last with a Black SB hoody on. All three have on black shorts and black b-ball shoes.
(Tim List) "So this is the land of extreme?"
(Dan Telek) "Yessir"
(Jay) "Well boys, lets make ourselves feel welcome, shall we? We've got some business here."
Both men walk towards the camera and the ECW kick off movie starts.
The fireworks hit and the show begins!
(Tony) "Ladies and gentleman welcome to Atlanta, Georgia. This is ECW. I am Tony Danger as always with my co-host Jax. Two days removed from ECW we saw two champions hold on to what means the most to them."
(Jax) "Yeah, but if that isn't enough, we lost not one, not two, but quite possibly three stars from our show. Tony Arnoldine suffer a separated shoulder as well as a severe concussion in a battle with Mike Scanlon"
(TD) "Mhmm, and Dan Sumrall has not been seen since being Buried Alive. Speaking of that match, interim GM Kash stated that if Sting or Rashad interfered in the match, then they would be fired. Well I hope Sting likes free agency, because he interfered and was the Hardcore champion for a couple minutes until Anon got back what was his."
(Jax) "But there is a lot of talent on the ECW roster. Voids will definitely be filled. But what shocks me the most is the fact that three SD superstars are here. Why?"
"Swagga Like Us" by T.I. hits the arena as Strictly Business comes out. The fans are going wild. Dan and Tim look happy with cold draped across their shoulders, but Jay Rob looks ever so serious.
(Jay) "Ladies and gentleman, WE ARE STRICTLY BUSINESS! And after our match at ER, we proved we were extreme. We might of lost, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to me anymore. That red kool aid bastard stole my soul and I want it back."
The fans boo.
"Masque thought it would be cool to take what I have told him time and time again aint his. He thinks this is a joke. He thinks its a game. Well I got something for medieval ass."
(Dan) "Stick to the plan man. Its rough not having Andrea here, but we have to maintain our swagger."
(Jay) "Right. I have some news for the fans of ECW and the WWE. Extremists will now know me as GM RIZ! I figured since my good friend is at home nursing after some unfortunate events, someone that knows her style needs to watch over her child until she gets back. Her child is ECW. No offense to Kash, but I know I can take ECW and make it a top choice show. It has been ridiculed for far too long. And I will bring back the old ECW!"
The fans are going nuts.
"One step at a time right? We don't have to rush, my Extremists. I have a time slot of an hour, so I am going to create four matches.
My first big one will be a ten man tag team match. The participants will be announced later.
The anticipated ECW tag title match did not take place, but I have a better plan. ECW's fat will be trimmed, starting with four individuals."
"John Louie Ramos will take on Benjamin David later tonight. This match is special, because I am bringing back the ECW TV Title!!!"
The fans cheer.
Crunk Music by the Diplomats play and The Williams Gang is out.
(Tyler) "Hold on, GM RIZ. You might be forgetting something. See me and my boy Kev were chilling in the back when you and your posse rolled through ECW. I thought to myself. These fools have got to be kidding me! Now I love the people as much as the next guy, but why are you here trying to steal fans."
(List) "Hey man. We are not trying to steal fans. Don't be mad because you guys look infants next to us big boys. I think my bud was just about to mention you anyways, so welcome to the show."
(Jay) "Thanks Tim. I did not forget about you two. Since you guys also qualified for the tag titles, I have to give you a prize. It will be Tyler vs Kevin. The winning Williams guy will face the new TV champ whenever I decide."
(Kevin) "And the loser?"
(Dan) "Finished. You will be released from ECW."
The fans cheer.
(Jay) "Well, you should say your goodbyes, plan a party and get ready for FCW, if your lucky. One of you gets the boot, and we will find out later tonight. Oh, by the way. All matches on ECW will be no DQ. So you guys can forget about rules. Peace out girl scouts!"
(Commercial)
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