Ricardo Mayorga: Lost and Found

Zeferino Jackson by Contributor Written on June 09, 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 23:  Ricardo Mayorga celebrates his victory over Fernando Vargas after their Super Middleweight fight at Staples Center on November 23, 2007 in Los Angeles, California.  Mayorga won by a 12th round majority decision. (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images) (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

I would like to thank everyone for the emails.

As some of you know, I was in the jungles of Bluefields, Nicaragua taking part in the filming of a new adult movie. It is named, “Cholas Mamavergas Conocen A Don Culion” and should be out next month.

I became very ill for a few weeks after taking my Viagra pill with some dirty water and had some really bad diarrhea as well as a fever. Because of this, I was accused of having swine flu and ran into a bunch of problems at the airport.

Regardless, I would like to thank Mr. Harold Cummings of the embassy for all of his support and cooperation.

While in Nicaragua, I also attempted to locate the former welterweight and junior middleweight champion, Ricardo Mayorga. I revisited the local whorehouse, reportedly frequented by him, that was covered in my previous article.

The whorehouse is named La Amazona and its business has increased twofold since being mentioned in my last report. Because of this, I received the warmest of welcomes and was given free access to two of the women there for two full nights.

After two nights of sweet debauchery, I resumed my quest to find Ricardo Mayorga. I spoke to Maribel, the prostitute that previously revealed her role in the training of a fighter. I also spoke to another prostitute named Dolores regarding the whereabouts of Mayorga.

The following statements were made by prostitutes and may contain graphic language:

Maribel: “Ricardito has been very upset since I gave away the secret about him eating pussy for the increase of his punching power. Now many fighters in Nicaragua are doing the same thing, and it is actually better for the prostitutes now because we don’t have to do many strange things like before.

Most of our clients are fighters, and they just want to eat pussy and sometimes even the ass. Anyway, Ricardito doesn’t come down anymore and I heard that he is living in a mountain named Cerro de los Duendes.

They say he lives up there with the Indians and has stopped smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. He always sends for Dolores and she was saying that he’s real religious now. You should talk to her.”

Dolores de Mota: “I won’t say much, but I will say that Ricardito is a changed man. He doesn’t swear anymore, and he doesn’t smoke cigarettes or drink beer. He is like a monk. He is very religious and only sends for me on Sundays.

On Sunday, he sends the shaman to take me to him in the mountain. In the mountain, he lives with the nature and is always naked. When I go there, we just smoke the natural marijuana and sometimes he will lick my cunt, but only after urination because the shaman has stated that this is the salt of the earth and has the cleansing power.

Sometimes I do things with the shaman too, in exchange for guidance. I don't know if Ricardito does things with the shaman, too. Anyway, Ricardito has found peace in this manner and he believes this will make him a better boxer. I cannot take you to the mountain.”

I am currently trying to get in touch with the shaman in order to arrange a meeting with Mayorga. If anyone is interested in the original Spanish language interviews with the prostitutes, feel free to send an email.

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