When the music is loud and the shower is on, you sound like Freddy Mercury.
You can hit every single note on "Bohemian Rhapsody" and finish up "Girl On Fire" before you're done conditioning.
Everyone thinks they can sing until they get on a microphone and realize they can't—but that's the beauty of song. You nut up, give it a whirl and pray you don't deeply disrespect a great artist who put their life's blood into the string of syllables tumbling out of your stricken face.
With that said, the following are a number of athletes who tried to sing and failed. They're not bad people, per se. It's just that their singing voices could be used to blast a dictator out of hiding. And that's okay. Kind of.