All that's left is a Stone Cold Stunner on Justin Bieber.
There's a lede I never thought I'd write, but thankfully, Stone Cold Steve Austin has given me that opportunity after delivering a short promo on Bieber on The Arsenio Hall Show. (WARNING: Following video contains NSFW language.)
Afterward, Hall posted a picture with Austin:
There are very few individuals in this world who are more polarizing than Bieber. The 19-year-old, who is approaching 50 million followers on Twitter, has an extremely fervent—and extremely large—global fanbase known simply as "Beliebers." He has even made plenty of allies in the sports world, most notably pound-for-pound boxing champion Floyd Mayweather.
But everyone else has grown exhausted of hearing Bieber's name, especially after he was arrested for a second time in a week on Thursday, Jan. 30.
Consider Stone Cold a member of the latter group.
The legendary WWE wrestler is known famously for a lot of things—his six championship titles, his feuds with Vince McMahon, his propensity to drink beer—but he is perhaps most known for all the cans of "whoop-ass" he tends to open up on his opponents.
If there's anyone who can get Bieber to straighten up, it's probably the "Texas Rattlesnake," one of the most popular men in the history of the sport.
Bieber's hometown mayor, Dan Mathieson of Stratford, Ontario, recently offered his support to the troubled star, via The Beacon Herald's Laura Cudworth and Mike Beitz:
As far as I’m concerned, he is a 19-year-old person who has made some errors. I don’t condone them, but I also understand that we all have made errors in our life. I hope for his sake that he can get a reset, and get back to music and doing what he loves.
If music isn't able to give Bieber the "reset" that he needs, then I'm betting a nice Stunner will probably do the trick.
And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so.