Crawley Town Have Some Huge Transfers Up Their Sleeve?

BR-UK StaffFeatured Columnist IVJanuary 31, 2014

Crawley Town, currently languishing in 15th place in League One, are cheekily optimistic about their transfer prospects on deadline day. 

But even if they don't land Gareth Bale, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, they've certainly won Twitter with this gem: 

Paperwork’s done. Helipad ready. Just need three squiggles. Can anyone help with phone numbers? #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Zps7B6wkiG

— Crawley Town (@crawleytown) January 31, 2014

It remains to be seen whether they'll be able to land the star trifecta, but if they don't, at least they'll have reminders in shirt form of what could have been. 

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