Crawley Town, currently languishing in 15th place in League One, are cheekily optimistic about their transfer prospects on deadline day.
But even if they don't land Gareth Bale, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, they've certainly won Twitter with this gem:
Crawley Town (@crawleytown) January 31, 2014
It remains to be seen whether they'll be able to land the star trifecta, but if they don't, at least they'll have reminders in shirt form of what could have been.
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