Sidney Crosby is the face of the League, and if he is smart over the summer he will pick up an endorsement deal with a GPS company. One that can find Detroit on a map.
In two years of Stanley Cup Finals, Crosby has yet to make much of an appearance there.
Stealing a line from Detroit's 97.1 "The Ticket" mid-day show "Karsch and Anderson", Sid's lack of production got me to thinking......
Who are some people that are more productive than Sidney Crosby at Joe Louis Arena?
....But he is still more productive than Sidney Crosby.
Debuting his new look on "The Late show with David Letterman" Joaquin Phoenix gave up acting to become a "rap artist."
His beard is better than Crosby's too!
Clemons would still be more productive as a junior high teacher than Crosby is at JLA.
He seems to enjoy being around the impressionable, too.
They aren't very productive, but they are more productive than Crosby at JLA.
But maybe if he takes enough fertility drugs, perhaps that will change.
Can we still call him "Man Ram"?
These two are not very productive, but still more productive than Sid the Kid at Joe Louis Arena.
They are on the show, they are off the show, and hey, there they are again.
Your plane crashes, and you have to eat the most useless, who are you eating first? Heidi and Spencer, or Sid the Kid?
A-Rod in a house of mirrors would still be more productive than Sidney Crosby!!
The man loves himself. When he isn't sticking himself in the butt, he is kissing himself in the mirror!
LeBron couldn't carry his team to the Finals, but he was still more productive than Sid the Kid at JLA.
Lebron and the Cavs didn't even get there-- says a lot about Sid's productivity!