People More Productive Than Crosby at Joe Louis Arena on Saturday Night

Ryan Larimore@@LarimoreonSprtsContributor IJune 7, 2009

People More Productive Than Crosby at Joe Louis Arena on Saturday Night

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    DETROIT - JUNE 06:  Linesman Pierre Racicot sends Sidney Crosby #87 of the Pittsburgh Penguins to the penalty box against the Detroit Red Wings during Game Five of the 2009 NHL Stanley Cup Finals at Joe Louis Arena on June 6, 2009 in Detroit, Michigan.  (

Joaquin Phoenix Isn't a Very Productive Rapper....

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Roger Clemens As a Substitute Teacher at a Junior High School

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    WASHINGTON - FEBRUARY 13:  Major League Baseball player Roger Clemens testifies during a House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing February 13, 2008 in Washington, DC. The committee is hearing testimony on use of steroids and performance enh

Manny Ramirez's Female Reproductive Organs

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    LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 30:  Manny Ramirez #99 of the Los Angeles Dodgers hits a homerun for a 4-3 lead against the San Diego Padres during the third inning at Dodger Stadium on April 30, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Hiedi and Spencer Pratt in the Jungle

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    FONTANA, CA - AUGUST 31:  Television personalities Heidi Montag (R) and Spencer Pratt holds up the Olympic gold medal of Jason Lezak during the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Pepsi 500 at Auto Club Speedway on August 31, 2008 in Fontana, California.  (Photo by

A-Rod In a House of Mirrors Isn't Very Productive

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LeBron James In the 2009 NBA Finals

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    ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30:  LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts after a play against the Orlando Magic in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User e