It’s the January transfer window, and it’s rumor haven. With just over three days left to go, we’re seeing more and more rumors flying about, some of them bordering on the nonsensical.
Granted, not many of us thought that Manchester United were actually going to be able to pull off their huge signing of Juan Mata—so there’s room for the fanciful and farcical still.
But there are a fair few that just don’t make sense and come across as rumors just for the sake of rumors.
So we’ve compiled a list of 20 of them for your viewing pleasure.
Here are 20 January transfer rumors with absolutely no chance of happening. Maybe.