Welcome to The Onion Bag, your primary source of weird and wonderful football news.
We kick off today's show with news from the tabloids: Adnan Januzaj has been revealed as a very cheap date in a kiss-and-tell story in The Sun (via The Metro). Frankly, we think he comes off pretty well from it.
The excitement of AFC Wimbledon's victory over Exeter at the weekend was so exciting for one fan that he left his dentures behind. The club are now trying to reunite them with their owner.
And finally, there's nothing new about high ticket prices at The Emirates, but Liverpool fans have written to Arsenal in light of the £93 they are trying to charge fans to attend their February FA Cup game.
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