Young Marionette Accuses Kobe Bryant Puppet of Infidelity

The Sports Comedian by Analyst Written on June 06, 2009
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A new report in Sports Illustrated features a young marionette in the Los Angeles area that has come forward to say she may have been involved in an extra-marital affair with the Kobe Bryant puppet over the last year.

The marionette, a 19-year-old dancer at Captain Lucky's Puppet Theater, says she became involved with Bryant after he came to one of her shows and visited her in the backstage area.

She claims that, at times, Bryant was abusive towards her, and says she twice had to go to the emergency room for damage to her strings. She says that the torrid affair included bizarre acts in the bedroom where he would ask her to stick strange things into his puppet hole.

Kobe puppet's wife, the puppet of Lebron James, could not be reached for comment. He did, however, put out a press release through his publicist, saying that he was very ashamed of these allegations, and he could not believe Kobe puppet would do something like this.

He also said it was unbelievable it would happen while they had their adopted son at home, an inquisitive 5-year-old puppet with glasses, whom they adopted after his mother's fatal failed bunyun surgery.

More information on this story is coming out, but for the time being, Kobe puppet has professed his innocence. He says that he will buy whatever puppet jewelry for LeBron he needs to for this to go away.

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