The Torrington Titans of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League have offered the former MVP a position as assistant coach, according to The Register Citizen. Get this: The pay will be $5,000 for the entire summer. Don't forget, Rodriguez currently would make over $20 million annually from his contract with the Yankees.
But there's more! Not only will A-Rod get a paycheck, but a local donut shop called The Donut Station will be offering the former All-Star free donuts and coffee for the entire summer.
Sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Maybe Scott Boras can negotiate a weekly ice cream ration that would seal the deal for the suddenly available third baseman.