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"Carl? Two chicken sandwiches?"
"Yea, that's me." [Turns around to food court, throws tray into the rafters].
"We did it!! WE DID IT! Woooooh!!"
Spring is here and with its arrival comes another seasonal favorite—college students rushing the floor and upending the disabled after a marquee victory over Fresno Tech University of the Traveling Pants.
The current criteria for storming the court anymore requires two things: You being under 30 and "Wooooh!" It is just a game after all—entertainment for the masses built upon the legacies, sweat and viscera of generations of athletes. No need to take pride in it or recognize the accomplishments of those before you. Sports are about celebrating everything always.
With that in mind, lets just take flash mob dancing and give it a meta layer of topical stupidity—food court rushing. Why not? They're kids! Are you against fun?
Combo Meme: "Plank storming"—students lay down on skateboards and push themselves down the stairs to the court. Give it a try, guys.