Tenay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring…the Rated R Superstar, Edge!
(Edge comes out to “Metalingus;” crowd cheers; Edge enters ring with mic)
Edge: Now I don’t know if you people know, but my opponent is in an Ultimate X match at Extreme Rules against The Amazing Red, Suicide, and Rey Mysterio.
(Crowd pops for Rey)
Edge: Why don’t we think about this for a second? He has the Ultimate X match for the Intercontinental title, the New Event Mafia that are trying to bring him to the top, you fans that hate his guts, a pissed off Rob Van Dam (I know what that’s like), and his opponent tonight, who would like to destroy Kurt Angle and his band of wussies…me.
(Crowd chants “Edge!” “Edge!” “Edge!” Edge!”)
Edge: So I have a proposal for The Rock; why don’t we let Shelton Benjamin take a rest for the night, and I can…you know…move on to the Ultimate X match, maybe…I dunn-
(Shelton comes out to “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Me (Remix)”)
Benjamin: I’m not giving up my chance to please the Godfather! I don’t care what RVD, you, The Rock, these people, or even my Ultimate X opponents at Extreme Rules have to say; I will become World champion!
(Crowd boos)
Edge: Well, why don’t you try? I’ve been World champion nine times, and that’s something you’ll never accomplish.
(Shelton grunts; walks to ring)
Referee: Ring the bell!
(Bell is rung; match starts).
Edge and Benjamin lock up right away. Edge backs Benjamin into the left corner, but Benjamin slides under Edge and hits a Pele kick from behind. Edge is left grasping the turnbuckle; Shelton bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Edge dodges the attack and Shelton is sent sprawling out of the ring.
Don West: Tune in after the commercial for more Smackdown action!
(Commercial break: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwNB9WEsRt4&feature=fvsr)
Styles: And we’re back on Smackdown, with Edge applying the headlock maneuver easily.
West: Look at Benjamin; he’s rolled Edge on his back.
Styles: During the commercial, Edge hit a Spear, and Benjamin hit the Paydirt. Both men could easily walk away with the victory.
(Don West’s cellphone rings)
West: Hello? Hi. Umm…it’s Edge vs. Benjamin…what?! You’ve changed the finals?! Okay, bye.
Styles: Who was that?
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