It's so hot at the Australian Open that you can gently warm an egg.
Granted, that doesn't sound like a whole heck of a lot, but trust us. It's very warm out there, and they have fans showing up to prove it with their culinary skills.
That's just one of a few fanciful tales we have decided to pluck from the ever bountiful sports tree.
Of course, if you happen to have any suggestions of sports stories that were so bad they were good, please plunk them on down below.
Otherwise, enjoy some truly awful things that made us giggle and a couple that made us cringe.