I could have gone for the obvious choice, but let's face it—Cristiano Ronaldo has been bathed in so much praise this week he'll probably be prancing around in front of the mirror for the next decade telling himself how great he is.
Instead of the much-heralded, pants-designing, Ballon d'Or winner, I went for the Ballon d'Or's best comedy performer. He's a man who never fails to entertain, one we'll miss sorely when he hangs up his magical boots.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Lord Zlatan of Ibrahimovic Land.
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