You're ready to exit the stadium—but which route do you take?
Do you leave in the back of a cop car? Would you prefer to be dragged through the concourse by two strong and reliable men? Maybe you should just man up, take your pants off and go down in a blaze of stun guns and husky field personnel.
Lord knows you're not leaving here normally.
No, some fans seem hell-bent on being forcibly removed from the ball park. For reasons unknown (alcohol), they'll go out of their way to ensure they are hog-tied and hauled out of the establishment before the game ends.
Getting kicked out of ballparks isn't fun. We would never suggest you do it. I repeat: Don't do these things.
There are a number of ways to go about getting the boot from the sporting venue of your choice. Some are more obnoxious than others, but they'll all have you out on the curb or inking thumbprints before the final whistle blows.