Welcome to the latest edition of The Onion Bag, your primary source of weird and wonderful football news.
We start today with a bout of generosity from Bayern Munich. The Bundesliga club have decided to subsidise fans' tickets for their February trip to the Emirates as a thank-you for their loyal support.
Next, we check in with Chris Smalling, who has been causing a stir with his ill-humoured choice of fancy-dress costume.
And finally, we take a trip to Swansea, where Angel Rangel has been cruising around in the "Pink Ferrari."
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