While the rest of the country is hunkered down trying to avoid the icy-cold temperatures, those jerks on the PGA Tour will be finishing up their mini-swing through Hawaii at the Sony Open.
The eighth tournament of the 2013-14 season, but just second of the calendar year, takes place at the beautiful (disclaimer: I've never actually been there, I just assume it's beautiful) Waialae Country Club in Honolulu.
Twenty-four-year-old American Russell Henley will be back to defend his 2013 title, while several other notable names will join him on the links.
There will be no Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson or Rory McIlroy, but Zach Johnson, Adam Scott, Matt Kuchar, Jason Dufner, Jordan Spieth and last year's runner-up, Tim Clark, are all there, making this a competitive tourney.
Rain and wind (and, you know, those blasted mid-to-high 70-degree temperatures) figure to play some kind of a factor, but that should only add to the allure of the compelling tournament.
Here's a look at when and where to catch the action:
When: Thursday, Jan. 9, to Sunday, Jan. 12
Where: Waialae Country Club, Honolulu, Hawaii
TV Schedule: Golf Channel has the broadcast for all four rounds from 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. ET
Tee Times: Full Round 1 and 2 tee times can be viewed at PGATour.com.
Continue to the next page for leaderboard updates as play progresses.