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Chicago Cubs: Do Something, ANYTHING!

Jason KronewitterContributor IJune 2, 2009
His jersey fit the last time the Cubs did something interesting.

Other than committing felony assault on innocent Gatorade machines, when was the last time the Cubs did anything worth watching?
Sure they have won a few here and there. Heck, they even split the series with the "NL Best" L.A. Dodgers. But were any of those games fun to watch?

No.

Now that the Bulls and Blackhawks are out of the playoffs, it's time for the Cubs to step up to the plate (pun intended) and start being at least remotely entertaining.

Bring on the circus catches, the late inning rallies, the tape measure HR shots, the...aww, who am I kidding. Just start scoring some damn runs so I don't start seriously considering watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!

Go Cubs.


P.S. I was going to live-blog the game tonight, but decided against it for obvious reasons. I will be "tweeting" about it, however. Feel free to check it out here.

P.P.S. Soriano homered as I was writing this post. I will now begin to eat crow.

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