Are you watching, David Moyes?
Shinji Kagawa has had a less-than-spectacular start to life under Moyes, the first-year Manchester United manager who replaced Sir Alex Ferguson last summer. The Japanese international has made just six Premier League starts this season.
But that's probably because Moyes hasn't seen this bizarre footage, in which Kagawa—along with some help from Nurnberg's Hiroshi Kiyotake—schools a bunch of children and scores past three goalkeepers.
Fine, that's impressive and all, but can we get a replay on the offside decision by the linesman?