Does anyone actually make New Year's resolutions any more?
If they do, they often fall apart. "Go to the gym six days a week" means going three times and doubling your caloric intake because you've earned it.
We've all been there, and even athletes—the primordial gods and goddesses they are—struggle to set and achieve new goals for the coming year.
With that, the following are a number of New Year's resolutions for some of the athletes I'd like to see succeed in 2014. Some are more realistic than others, but hey—it's a brave new year and time to be idealistic.