Getting tired of all these "Best of 2013" lists yet? You better not be.
At least not until you've read this one, also known as the best one. Oh, you want some red meat, MMA fan? Enjoy the leaking of the humors, do you? Here, I've got your freakin' gore right here. What follows is a list of the top 10 beatdowns in MMA this year.
Follow me to the blackboard. As you can see, beatdowns are identified and ranked based on degree of brutality, caliber of opponent and sheer dominance. One-sidedness is an important characteristic of any beatdown, but back-and-forth fights aren't automatically disqualified. Sometimes, beating down a resistant opponent can actually make a beatdown more impressive.
Got it? That's great. Parental discretion advised. Because there will be blood. Thank you so much.