NY Mets: A Post Full of Putz

David MarineSenior Writer IJune 2, 2009

NEW YORK - MAY 13:  J.J. Putz #22 of the New York Mets looks on against the Atlanta Braves on May 13, 2009 at Citi Field in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. The Braves defeated the Mets 8-7 in twelve innings.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Q: What do you call a guy who can't get a Pittsburgh Pirate out?
A: Putz

Q: What's the name of someone who can't perform in the eighth inning?
A: Putz

Q: What has Mets lifers talking trade faster than Oliver Perez's decline?
A: Putz

Q: Who gave you nightmares last night of Aaron Heilman?
A: Putz

Q: Who's bigger than Goliath, but is pitching as well as Doug Sisk?
A: Putz

Q: Who should have gotten their name legally changed before coming to New York?
A: Putz

Q: Who better get his head straightened before he gets his wish to be a closer and finds himself on the Kansas City Royals?
A: Putz

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