In the rumors section, usual heroes and billionaires Manchester City collide with Florentino Perez's galactico dreams and Chelsea's hopes of revival through the transfer market. And the winner is... R-R itself.
Yes, R-R has plenty of material. Rumors are always more than realities, that is for sure.
Off course we know by now that Real Madrid are after Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, David Villa, and Franck Ribery.
Chelsea are linked with a move for Milan's star duo Andrea Pirlo and Kaka. Meanwhile, Yuri Zhirkov is close to agreeing a deal to play at Stamford Bridge next season.
And for some reason, it is rumored that Ancelotti wants Glen Johnson to return to Chelsea. But you have Jose Bosingwa, Carlo, remember? Someone translate that into Italian please.
In Italy, Roma's Simone Perrotta has offers from Bayern Munich and German champions Wolfsburg.
Manchester City are after Sergio Aguero, Carlos Tevez, and of course Kaka, who seems to be on the radar of every club.
Meanwhile Tottenham Hotspurs are keen on Marseille's Djibril Cisse. Where was Harry Redknapp during Cisse's stint at Liverpool?
Traveling to England, Tom Huddlestone is linked to a summer move to Bolton while Jamie O'Hara might move to Fulham.
And finally, in Madrid, Perez's advisor, a certain Zinedine Zidane, has reportedly advised the club to sign Lille's Eden Hazard, who plays on the wings and in center midfield.
Napoli have signed Udinese's Italy international Fabio Quagliarella and Atalanta's Luca Cigarini.