Welcome to another edition of the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful news from world football.
Today we kick off with Hull midfielder Tom Huddlestone and his decision to get a haircut in the middle of a game. This isn't a worrying indictment of the modern game, but rather a noble snip for charity.
Next, we check in with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who has been insisting that female footballers don't deserve as much recognition as their male counterparts.
Finally, tragedy has struck at Stamford Bridge, where the thoroughly irritating phenomenon of half-time shirt swapping occurred at the weekend.
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