WNBA Uniform Ads: 20 Team Sponsor Ideas for America's Major Pro Leagues

NFL players love firearms. Smith & Wesson can take advantage of this by advertising on uniforms.

What better team than that of the most famous gun-toting athlete in sports today?

S&W better hurry up—I hear Glock is already working on a deal.

When you are videotaping other teams, you want the quality to be as good as possible for when you review it later. That's why the Patriots should look to Sony.

The advertising money would probably pay for all the fines they would rack up.

Both Detroit-based organizations hit a low point this past year. Maybe if they team up they'll have a better chance at rebounding this year.

Those Wisconsinites love their cheese almost as much as they love their football. For a sport that has more 300-pounders than a third Nutty Professor movie, they should be sponsored by the most unhealthy cheese I can think of.

I think it would be a nice gesture on behalf of the Falcons to show some support to the canine kind.

Of course, it automatically becomes funnier for whatever team ends up signing Michael Vick to take on this sponsor.

Maybe we should wait on this...

The Bills' newest weapon is not exactly known for his—let's just say—discretion. While he may be a huge pickup on the field, they could probably use some free ear plugs for whenever T.O. does interviews.

The Patriots showed two years ago just how difficult it is to go undefeated for an entire season—which means that the 1972 Dolphins are going to be buying plenty of champagne in the future. It would be nice if they could get a discount through their new sponsor.

The Raiders have a very special senior citizen on staff who seems to have started losing control of his mind. His bowels won't be too far behind. Time to get some free adult diapers out of the equation!

Speaking of Bay Area teams and underwear...

The next time Mike Singletary decides to drop trou to fire up his team, he'll be doing it in officially sponsored boxers from Hanes.

If the Vikings really want to entice Brett Favre to come play for them, they should get Wrangler on the phone immediately.

The quickest way to most men's hearts is through their stomach. The way to Favre's is through his jeans.

I think the entire franchise is a little sick to its stomach after this last disappointment. Tums should help them get through it...at least until LeBron leaves for New York.

Then they might need to be sponsored by Jack Daniels.

No team came into the playoffs more banged up than the Celtics. Then they had to play two grueling seven-game series. By the end of it, they definitely needed some painkillers.

Boston fans could use some too after getting headaches from the glare coming off of Brian Scalabrine.

With new allegations that Rose cheated on his SATs, Chicago could use some help from this SAT preparation company. Rose is still only 20, so it's not too late for him to study and get a respectable score.

I'm just kidding—you don't actually have to know academics if you're an NBA star. Rose could be illiterate, and we wouldn't care because he can put the ball in the basket.

Dwight Howard is a big guy, and custom-made costumes are not cheap. If he is going to be donning a Superman outfit many more times, the Magic should hook him up with a deal from their newest sponsor.

The Lakers are in the NBA Finals for the second straight year. It is also the 7,348th time that Phil Jackson has been to the Finals as a coach.

Why does Phil have so much success? He gives players assigned reading at the beginning of each season.

No need for Phil to be coughing up all that dough out of his own pocket. Get sponsored, and you can afford to get the players the Cliff's Notes versions of all the books too, because you know that's what they end up reading anyway.

The Yankees are the Big Tobacco of the sports world. Widely considered to be "the bad guys," they also have a history of throwing money at problems to make it go away.

These two organizations could probably share some fun stories.

When Philly fans decide to throw batteries at a player again, the team wants to make sure that they have the longest-lasting batteries to show their displeasure with.

Only the best for Phillies fans.

The Pirates could use a boost in popularity. Maybe some "Got a little Captain in you?" commercials starring Pittsburgh players could get them into the spotlight more.

With the state of the franchise (no winning record since 1992), I think the fans wouldn't mind a little rum at the games. Or a lot of rum.

But Chuck Norris isn't a company, you'll say.

Chuck Norris can sponsor whoever he wants.

You're telling me it wouldn't be awesome if the team got renamed the Walker Texas Rangers?

I would root for that team.

If the Dodgers want Manny to stay on the field, maybe they can strike up a deal with BALCO. Sure, Manny will get caught eventually, but BALCO is good at making sure players get caught only after their career is essentially over.

L.A. will have at least five more good Manny years (with a little help from BALCO) before he gets chased out of baseball like Bonds did.