Spit happens when you party frowning. And angry. And with bemused looks washing over your face.
The video has everything from head-scratches and grimaces to leers and utter disbelief, most of which were presumably caused by J.R. Smith's shot selection or Andrea Bargnani's defense.
Kick back, relax and grab your fake goatee as a dour Woodson shows you what it's like to haunt the sidelines during a Knicks season gone awry.
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