Watch 7 Straight Minutes of the Ultimate Mike Woodson Reaction Reel

Dan FavaleFeatured ColumnistDecember 26, 2013

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 25: Head coach Mike Woodson of the New York Knicks yells at his players during the first half against the Oklahoma City Thunder  in an NBA basketball game at Madison Square Garden on December 25, 2013 in New York City. The Thunder defeated the Knicks 123-94. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Rich Schultz /Getty Images)
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Spit happens when you party frowning. And angry. And with bemused looks washing over your face.

If you guessed I was describing the facial features of Mike Woodson during every New York Knicks game this season, you were right. You shall also be rewarded.'s Lang Whitaker stumbled across this magnificent video posted by Oakley and Allen that shows the many different faces of New York's head coach:

The video has everything from head-scratches and grimaces to leers and utter disbelief, most of which were presumably caused by J.R. Smith's shot selection or Andrea Bargnani's defense.

Kick back, relax and grab your fake goatee as a dour Woodson shows you what it's like to haunt the sidelines during a Knicks season gone awry.