NFL Week 17 Picks: Guaranteed Winners for Regular-Season Finale

Richard LangfordCorrespondent IDecember 25, 2013

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 1: Quarterback Nick Foles #9 of the Philadelphia Eagles passes during warmups before the start of a game against the Arizona Cardinals at Lincoln Financial Field on December 1, 2013 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Rich Schultz /Getty Images)
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The 2013 NFL regular season is going to go out with a bang. In 13 of the 16 games scheduled for the week, there are playoff implications. 

Not one of the four NFC divisions has crowned a champion. 

Fans will not only have to root for their favorite teamthey are also going to have to root for scenarios that will help their team's postseason chances.

Of course, if patience isn't your strength, skip past all that and check out my full list of predictions for the week and a deeper look at three teams guaranteed to find victory this week. 

Langford's Week 17 NFL Picks
DateTime (ET)AwayHomePicks
Dec. 291 p.m.Cleveland BrownsPittsburgh SteelersSteelers
Dec. 291 p.m.Washington RedskinsNew York GiantsGiants
Dec. 291 p.m.Baltimore RavensCincinnati BengalsBengals
Dec. 291 p.m.Houston TexansTennessee TitansTitans
Dec. 291 p.m.Jacksonville JaguarsIndianapolis ColtsColts
Dec. 291 p.m.New York JetsMiami DolphinsDolphins
Dec. 291 p.m.Detroit LionsMinnesota VikingsVikings
Dec. 291 p.m.Carolina PanthersAtlanta FalconsPanthers
Dec. 294:25 p.m.Tampa Bay BuccaneersNew Orleans SaintsSaints
Dec. 294:25 p.m.Buffalo BillsNew England PatriotsPatriots
Dec. 294:25 p.m.St. Louis RamsSeattle SeahawksSeahawks
Dec. 294:25 p.m.Green Bay PackersChicago BearsBears
Dec. 294:25 p.m.San Francisco 49ersArizona CardinalsCardinals
Dec. 294:25 p.m.Denver BroncosOakland RaidersRaiders
Dec. 294:25 p.m.Kansas City ChiefsSan Diego ChargersChargers

 

Indianapolis Colts

Week 17 Opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - DECEMBER 15:  Andrew Luck #12 of the Indianapolis Colts throws a pass during the NFL game against the Houston Texans at Lucas Oil Stadium on December 15, 2013 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
Andy Lyons/Getty Images

The Colts have been less than impressive in the second half of the season. They are, however, putting together a strong close to the season. The Colts have won their last two games, against the Houston Texans and Kansas City Chiefs, by the combined score of of 48-10.

This week, the Colts get the Jacksonville Jaguars to close out the season. The Jags have been far more competitive in the second half of the season. Still, they haven't beaten a team with a winning record all season. 

The first time these two met, the Colts trounced the Jags 37-3. Jacksonville's offense is playing better football now, but it still has mustered just 36 combined points over the last two games against the less-than-elite defenses of the Buffalo Bills and Tennessee Titans. 

The Jags will struggle against a Colts defense that has been on lock down the last two weeks.

The Colts do have the AFC South locked, so there is the fear that they won't play their starters the entire game. If neither the Cincinnati Bengals or the New England Patriots win, however, the Colts can still earn a first-round bye.  

 

Denver Broncos

Week 17 Opponent: at Oakland Raiders

Sep 23, 2013; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning (18)  prepares to pass against the Oakland Raiders in the second quarter at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

Typically, I shy away from picking the away team in a divisional rivalry game. They seem to be a ripe setting for upsets.

The Denver Broncos, however, have not come this far to lose out on the AFC's No. 1 seed by losing to a four-win Raiders team.

The Broncos beat the Raiders by 16 in Week 2. In that game, Peyton Manning found little resistance. He finished the game with just five incompletions out of 37 passes with 374 yards, three touchdowns and no interceptions.

The Raiders' current five-game losing streaks tells that Oakland is not any better prepared to slow down Manning than they were then.

Terrelle Pryor returns under center for the Raiders, and there is a chance that he sparks the offense. He won't spark it enough to keep up with the Broncos, however.  

Drama has accompanied Pryor's return, as his agent criticized head coach Dennis Allen for his handling of Pryor and said that the coach was setting up his client to fail. Allen fired back at the agent, but there is the concern that the coach and the player will not be on the same page—especially considering the fact that this may be Allen's last game: 

The Denver Broncos will cruise in this game and lock up home-field advantage. 

 

Philadelphia Eagles  

Week 17 Opponent: Dallas Cowboys

There is a big question mark hanging over this battle that will determine the champion of the NFC East. That would be the one hanging over Tony Romo:

This pick is not dependent upon the status of Romo, however. 

The Dallas Cowboys' abysmal defense is going to keep them out of the playoffs. The Cowboys allow the 27th-most yards in passing and the 31st-most yards in rushing. 

That isn't going to cut it against this Eagles team. 

Philadelphia is first in both yards per pass and yards per rush. They will be able to dictate the action to the Cowboys defense. 

Meanwhile, the Cowboys won't be able to rely on their surging run game. The Eagles allow the fourth-fewest yards per rush in the NFL. 

This game may be close until the fourth quarter, but the Eagles will pull out the win. 

 

All playoff scenarios via NFL.comAll stats via TeamRankings.com.